The 20 funniest snow tweets from Portlanders are too good
1. Accurate
the entire portland area vs. less than an inch of snow
— zachary langer (@zaclanguish) February 19, 2018
2. You don’t get it Kayla!
Im loling watching everyone freak out about the inch and half of snow Portland got while I’m sitting here in -28° westerner and 3 feet of snow on the ground
— kayla (@_kaylamorris) February 19, 2018
3. Cali residents lovin’ it!
The LA girl in me is so excited and also freaking out about this snow in Portland right now!!! ?
— Karen Chu (@karenhchu) February 19, 2018
4. Ohhh that’s a bummer :/
When Portland gets snow… ?? pic.twitter.com/58kawubAdH
— brapplesauce (@brad_sheppy) February 19, 2018
5. New legislation anyone?
Snow should be illegal in portland
— saf @ eccc (@safphic) February 18, 2018
6. Ketan was kid who told other kids Santa doesn’t exist.
Portland stop playing with them snow icons in the weather for the next 5/9 days
— Ketan Morris (@tweetinketan) February 17, 2018
7. That was probably my mom
This girl just saw one flake of snow…swerved the SUV and yelled “sweet Jesus it’s snowing”.
Portland in the winter is hilarious to me. Love u all. Be safe.
☃️
— Christian LaMontagne (@LaMontaneMG) February 18, 2018
8. Hold my beer
Snow. Lightning. Partly Cloudy. Rain. Me: Winters almost over. Portland: Hold my beer… pic.twitter.com/FqXdpD6Fz2
— Elliott ® (@EOBRYAN13) February 18, 2018
9. @FBI you see this yet?
I can tell you how to destroy the city of Portland…. have it snow for a month straight. People would lose it
— Brennon (@BrennonDethlefs) February 19, 2018
10. I knew that was coming
Snowfall in Portland! Ah, the magic of snow during a holiday!! Truly I’m dreaming of a white Presidents’ Day, just like a trump supporter.
— Ira LaFontaine™ (@jailblazin) February 19, 2018
11. Ok that was ONE time
Did the Oregon governor already declared State of emergency because of the snow falling in Portland area ?
— Fabiano Scherner (@fabianoscherner) February 19, 2018
12. Kids nowadays amirite?
I swear, us Portland kids are so damn dramatic and it’s because in elementary school they kept us home when there was freezing rain so now every time we see snow we expect the day off ?
— loo (@laurentayyy83) February 19, 2018
13. A+ for effort
Sledding in Portland when the snow didn’t stick quite as well as you hoped #pdxsnow #snowpocalypse pic.twitter.com/hyxyOgN9SJ
— D Sand (@sdbolted) February 19, 2018
14. Nike come get your bike from this guy
In the frozen aftermath of #Portland #snowpacolypse, I am the sole survivor… #pdx #portlandsnow #oregonnw #biketown #cyclepdx pic.twitter.com/gGW58rFo11
— Seth (@sethbuck12) February 19, 2018
15. “insert cat post here”
Kitty watching big fat flakes fall in NW Portland ❄️?@fox12oregon #portlandsnow #orwx #pdxweather pic.twitter.com/S15TNdjAT3
— Bonnie Silkman KPTV (@BonnieSilkman) February 18, 2018
16. It also snowed in Portland Maine but nobody cares
Some pictures of my hometown after a healthy dose of snow in Portland, Maine. @CityPortland @MunjoyHillMHNO @portlandmaine pic.twitter.com/eLuBa99y6Q
— James Lobley (@jrlobley1960) February 18, 2018
17. 18 year-olds with beamers activate
There is two inches of snow on the ground in Portland. All of the Subarus with studded tires are staying safely at home. All of the 90’s BMWs with bald tires? Doing 80 on the freeway…
— Jef Oliver (@asisuicida) February 19, 2018
18. Cheap shot!
Attention #Portland residents who just moved here from California, the white stuff falling from the sky is actual snow, not cocaine. pic.twitter.com/03JxEblvD4
— Portland, OR, USA (@cityofportland) February 18, 2018
19. Live it up while it lasts
Portland is the only place I’ve ever lived where an inch of snow literally saves me 10 minutes on my morning commute. #pdxtst #pdxsnow
— Andrew Sorg (@andrewsorg) February 19, 2018
20. Emily is right, let’s go home!
Okay Portland the town is dusted with snow, we can shut down now.
— emily (@EmSandycheeks) February 19, 2018
Good fun good fun! Be safe everyone!
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